His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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