Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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