what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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