Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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