It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
