im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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