so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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