It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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