Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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