You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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