I'm really into asian looking animals
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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