whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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