your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I died a long time ago.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
