There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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