I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Don't EVER smell your tampon
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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