i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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