I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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