There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Will you blow on my dice?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Randomize
