try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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