I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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