Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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