its not stalking. its research.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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