Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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