Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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