He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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