pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
this hospital has no fireball
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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