): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Boobs speak an international language.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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