ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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