Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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