belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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