I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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