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(847): View more from Illinois

Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state

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(847): Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state http://tfl.nu/3q3r

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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.

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Have a good day. My vagina shrank.

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(734): Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember. (734): Have a good day. My vagina shrank. http://tfl.nu/3o44

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(917): View more from New York City

i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you

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(917): i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you http://tfl.nu/qry0

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(440): View more from Ohio

I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating

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(440): I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating http://tfl.nu/7lhs

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(415): View more from California

Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.

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(415): Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on. http://tfl.nu/yhjx

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(916): View more from California

Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be

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(916): Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be http://tfl.nu/iw79

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"

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(225): I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed" http://tfl.nu/96g5

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(562): View more from California

he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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(562): he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him http://tfl.nu/6w3v

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(904): View more from Florida

Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?

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six.

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Oh, I thought it was higher.

(1-904): View more from Florida

No, that would be the Matt's

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(904): Another one? Damn, how many David's is that? (1-904): six. (904): Oh, I thought it was higher. (1-904): No, that would be the Matt's http://tfl.nu/8llg

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.

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(506): I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace. http://tfl.nu/37qg

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(913): View more from Kansas

He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.

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(913): He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka. http://tfl.nu/p6nb

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.

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(608): Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe. http://tfl.nu/0d36

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(307): View more from Wyoming

The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...

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(307): The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories... http://tfl.nu/532k

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(402): View more from Nebraska

There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.

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(402): There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP. http://tfl.nu/d9id

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(443): View more from Maryland

You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.

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(443): You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober. http://tfl.nu/yspt

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