Who did Billy Mays play for?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.