I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?