I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Mom said you looked used
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i out mim tonsoeep
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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