this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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