for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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