quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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