Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
At least make sure they are 18
Why
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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