Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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