If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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