My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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