I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
its not stalking. its research.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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