You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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