I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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