i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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