The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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