The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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