You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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