IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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