Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i think i just lost a toe
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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