Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
