super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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