i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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