do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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