grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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