What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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