Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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